And I would LIKE to be listening to some becky [live of course]! I would really like to see Keanu before he goes to the desert to be alone or have that outrageous party. Please book some more shows [on a weekend] SOON becky! PUUULLLLLLEEEEAAAAAASSSSSEEEE!!!! [do you think begging will help?] Pretty please with sugar on top? Or maple syrup?

P.S. Tweaked this one too. Didn't like the font.